Do not leave your house. Do not pass go. Do not collect $100. The holiday shoppers are out in full force. They are armed with vehicles and they are considered dangerous. If you should happen to come accross one of these fiercesome creatures, drive with caution. If they cut you off, let it go. If they drive in the wrong lane, knowing it will end in 30 feet but insist on zooming by you and then pulling in front of you (though there's no room to do so), just let them over. If they run their car into yours in the parking lot, leave everything and RUN! These people are crazy! Do not attempt to reason with them.
It took me an hour to go 10 miles yesterday at 1 p.m. I'm still recovering from the case of road rage that I came down with.
And I just found out that Katherine tagged me today, so here's my meme. :)
A- Available or single? Single AND available! (I don't get why that's a choice. Aren't they the same?)
B- Best Friend? My mom.
C- Cake or pie? Cake. Or chocolate pie from Ukrops (Katherine, I may need you to feed my Ukrops habit, since we don't have any here.) I'm a firm believer that fruit is a separate food course. It is not desert.
D- Drink of choice? Milk - I'm addicted to milk. But I'll have strong bones!
E- Essential item I use every day. My iPod. It's hard to get through a workout without it.
F- Favorite color: Blue to look at, black to wear.
G- Gummy Bears or Gummy Worms? Nobody likes me everybody hates me think I'll go eat worms. :) (actually, I'd prefer the bears)
H- Hometown? Podunk, Virginia
I- Indulgence: A steak dinner, pedicures, massages
J- January or February? Neither. I hate winter. But my birthday is in January, so I'll pick that over evil-Valentines February.
K- Kids and names: One cat, named Pooh Bear. He acts just like a kid
L- Life is incomplete without? TRAVEL!
M- Marriage date: Yes, please
N- Number of siblings: 1 sister, younger by 6 years.
O- Oranges or apples? Apples.
P- Phobias or fears? I do not like spiders. Or 'piders as I call them.
Q- Favorite quote? "I have my country's 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder, and Gilder to frame for it. I'm swampped!" Prince Humperdink in the Princess Bride.
R- Reasons to smile: I've lost 13 pounds!
S- Season: I am a summer girl.
T- Tag 3 or 4 people. If you wanna do it, go ahead.
U- Unknown fact about me: I've flown in the Snoopy One Metlife blimp
V- Vegetable you don’t like: All of them
W- Worst habit: My OCD about checking the door at night to be sure it's locked.
X- X-Rays: I think I've had every X-ray that exists.
Y- Your favorite food? Steak and chocolate (not at the same time)
Z- Zodiac sign: Capricorn on the cusp of Aquarius, whatever that means.