Please don't let my friend Shana read this. (Shana, close your eyes, and no peeking.) I say this, because he is the only person I know that would actually try this stuff, and his girlfriend would kill me if he tried it because of something I wrote.
A Scottish whisky producer has announced that they will produce 12 barrels of 184-proof whisky - that's 92% alcohol for those of you that would prefer not to do the math. (I didn't do the math either, I cheated and read the story.) Although the Bruichladdich distillery didn't want to get people's hopes up too much. They are going to install a Web cam for people to watch the process, but that's only "If the distillery doesn't explode during the process." Well, that's a given.
And in related drunken news, I'm behind the times. I knew you could drink alcohol, but I wasn't aware that it was available in breathable form. According to the story, there's a lot of "hoo-ha" about the machine that provides the breathable spirits. (I did not know that's how hoo-ha was spelled. Did I know it was a word? I think the better phrase, from the subject, would've been "it's causing quite the brew-ha-ha." Ha ha.) It kind of reminds me of the flavored oxygen machines that friend Monica and I discovered in Las Vegas. I reserve the right to remain skeptical.
Tags: Liquor, News, Humor