I don't know if you guys know this, but Kukka-Marie had a contest, where she asked her readers to be tabloid reporters and write about her whilst she was at a "conference". Her royal empress herself (and a panel of celebrity judges like Charro and Carrot Top) chose me as the winner from this post!
My prize was to be just like Kukka! She sent me this t-shirt, and I will wear it with pride!
I'll honor her sexiness by throwing you my best cheerleader/model pose.