Minneapolis, MN: The Empress Kukka-Maria has recently opened herself up to speculation by daring the tabloid press to out-scoop her (no litterbox double entendre intended) while she goes "out of town" for a week and takes a break from blogging.
The reason given by Kukka and her agent is for her "mysterious" disappearance for a week is I am going to be attending the Super-Sexy, Hyper-Talented Feline Convention in Minneapolis this week. As the sole presenter and only attendee (no other cats qualified), I am going to have my paws full with doing all the presenting and listening (also signing autographs for myself)!
As this particular tabloid writer couldn't sleep, she decided to delve deeper into the reasons for Kukka's departure. She felt it very odd that Kukka would be the only one at this convention, with no one to witness what was really going on. So the Scoopinator offers up the following photographic evidence.
Is Kukka-Marie secretly having BOTOX? This picture was "taken" hours after Kukka landed in Minneapolis, where Kukka checked in under the assumed name "Suzanne Somers" at a posh "resort" that doesn't show up on any searches at Hotels.com. Things that make this writer go hmmmm. She recently posted that she was extremely upset at the "mature" label given to her by Iams catfood. Could this be a way to "heal" from her attempts at youth?
Or, is it merely a "retreat' to DETOX? Kukka admits in her scoop challenge that "I was probably either too drunk or high on catnip to recall a thing!" Could her agent have held an intervention and involuntarily checked her into a top-notch facility. (Does Betty Ford have a branch in Minnesota?)
The Scoopinator asks you to decide!