Wanted to let you know that despite lack of access to my office this week, I didn't get to take time off from work. I had to scramble to work from home. :) No days off for me - waaaaaaah!
I thought I'd share with you an actual email that I sent from work this week. The guy I sent it too is a pain in my ASS, which is why the email is funny.
Dear GUY'S NAME HERE
I haven't forgotten about you. It's a week of technical difficulties. There's a server issue with our ad system, and I haven't been able to set up your report. Ass soon as I get word that things are working, I'll send you the username and password.
Did you see my subliminal message? My manager did. She at least thought it was funny. Damn spell check, needs a politically correct check with it. (PS, if you missed it, I said ASS instead of AS) It was NOT intentional.