Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Well, "F" Me

I ordered pizza the other night, and was really surprised when I went to open the box. This is what I saw.

Do you see it? There in the center of the box, written right across the chef's head? That's right, it's an "F".

I wondered what the F meant. Was I being graded on my pizza choice? I didn't know pepperoni was cause for a failing grade.

Could the pizza maker be telling me to F-off? He better not be, I spend a lot of money there.

It certainly didn't stand for "free", because I remember money changing hands.

This is still bothering me. What was the "F" for?!!! Argh.

19 comments:

Hails said...

okay so what sorta pizza did you have? Maybe it stands for Fresh??
Im thinking it could mean fabulous babe?? or Funny Chick??

Melli said...

ROFL! I'm betting it was the initial of the person who was to DELIVER your pizza! Was it a guy? Frankie? Was it a gal? Flo? Or perhaps it identifies your area of town? Or maybe you just really pissed 'em off! LOL!!!

mar said...

It means nothing but Fab Carmen! or maybe he was wishing you a Feast too?

Bone said...

Yeah, I was thinking maybe it was to identify the driver.

That's a very interesting pizza box.

Red said...

Hmm... Maybe they give each type of pizza an initial for ease of identification when the delivery guys have, like, 100 boxes in their vans?

Jim McKee said...

Fun?

Fine?

Sadie said...

"F" is for... funky? Freak? Maybe it's code for your location?

I dunno, but that's funny.

Goofy Girl said...

Maybe it's their own internal labeling for something, like delivery, topping, payment? I have no idea.

Luck o' the Irish said...

Ah yes, it's for your location. So the driver knows maybe which pizzas are close together for delivery??

Kukka-Maria said...

I think it's an "E", but you can't see the bottom leg--black on black.

My theory continues: The "E" stands for "Everything." Did you order a pizza with "everything?"

In conclusion: Is this your card, Miss Carmen? Please hold your applause.

Thankyouverymuch.

Chi said...

Hmmmm...I had a possible answer but I got to thinking more about the actual pizza so the thought simply vanished! lol Was the puizza good?

Still nothing new at my place...am in a blogging slump right now.

Jim McKee said...

Goofy Girl gave me an idea...

Maybe they have a large map of their delivery area on the wall at their pizza shop... Divided into zones that are denoted by letters, so that the drivers will take deliveries that are near each other (having worked in pizza delivery, the only way you can make decent money is if you can take several deliveries every time you leave the shop).

WendyWings said...

F is for FAST as in get that pizza to that girl fast she is really hungry.

Zeus said...

This pizza is brought to you by the letter F and the numbers 3, 5, and 7.

Denise said...

So...did you ever find out what it meant? I would have called the pizza place because it would have made me CrAzY! ;)

Domestic Geek said...

It could be a zone, like Jim said, though as a former pizza manager I would've put it small and on the front edge. Weird. That's a creepy graphic for a pizza box.

Irish Church Lady :) said...

You 'accidentally' got one of the pizza's that was supposed to go to the food cupboard. "F" stands for fallen as in 'fallen on the floor'. They flipped it up and didn't catch it properly. They don't like to give those to paying customers but they do donate them to the Food bank - hence the other reason why they use "F". I kid you not. I used to work in a pizzeria. Hey 30 second rule.

Rose DesRochers said...

LOl at some of the comments that you already received. I would of called them and asked what the F stood for. LOL

Maggie said...

I got spinach left on my door. Still wondering what does THAT mean? Should I be scared.

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