Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Weird Ebay Stuff

The world truly is run by stupid people. I was on the "weird auctions" section of E-bay today, and thought I'd share with you the most retarded of the auctions.

First, let me say that I didn't realize how much porn there was on E-bay. Ick.

Second, amidst the porn, was our first item up for bid is a styrofoam peanut. Hurry people, this one expires on April 23. The current bid is $2. And get this - there have been 15 BIDS! For a STYROFOAM PEANUT. One bidder outbid his own self three times. Duh.

You could tattoo an advertisement on her husband for a starting bid of $250, so long as it meets military requirements. This one ends TODAY! No bids yet, it's your chance.

Luckily, you have until April 23 to bid on this heart-shaped potato. Because EVERYONE needs a heart-shaped potato. Starting bid at one cent. No bids yet.

And for those of you out there registering for china, don't let this skull-and-crossbones place setting pass you by! Expires April 28, starting bid of $35 AUS.

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Denise said...

I'm rushing off to bid on that peanut!!


Karne said...

I have to say, it might be kinda fun to own the skull/crossbones stuff. for halloween, or talk like a pirate day maybe?

Karen said...

Do I really get in such a hurry to leave you a comment I mispell my own name??? Wait, did I just mispell misspell? I'm confused... vodka, vodka? come out come out where ever you are!

Anthony said...

Those are great! I think Ebay is an ancient Aztec word meaning "Junk Stuff", but I'm not sure.

The egg I've been writing about has had its bids lowered and adjusted. I complained to Ebay, saying it was "offensive" - it kinda is - but not only on a religious basis (it's listed under "artifacts") but a worldly basis as well.

What do you pack styrofoam peanuts in?

Pink Chihuahua Princess said...

These are funny. I saw a post on another blog making fun of a piece of Passover matzo that supposedly had the image of Jesus on it. Which, I found rather funny since its not really the same religion.

Amy said...

So as odd as it is that there is a heart shaped potato up for bid, it's even more strange that the person selling it posted under the description that "this here potato" wow

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Kelly said...

LOL! You can buy and sell anything on ebay!