The world truly is run by stupid people. I was on the "weird auctions" section of E-bay today, and thought I'd share with you the most retarded of the auctions.
First, let me say that I didn't realize how much porn there was on E-bay. Ick.
Second, amidst the porn, was our first item up for bid is a styrofoam peanut. Hurry people, this one expires on April 23. The current bid is $2. And get this - there have been 15 BIDS! For a STYROFOAM PEANUT. One bidder outbid his own self three times. Duh.
You could tattoo an advertisement on her husband for a starting bid of $250, so long as it meets military requirements. This one ends TODAY! No bids yet, it's your chance.
Luckily, you have until April 23 to bid on this heart-shaped potato. Because EVERYONE needs a heart-shaped potato. Starting bid at one cent. No bids yet.
And for those of you out there registering for china, don't let this skull-and-crossbones place setting pass you by! Expires April 28, starting bid of $35 AUS.
Tags: ebay, weird, Humor