Wednesday, March 29, 2006
Thou Shalt Not . . .
Thou Shalt Nots for the microwave
I saw this posted above the microwave at work, and was shouting "Amen" from the rafters. Funny, but true.
Thou Shalt Not Cook Smelly Stuff: The biggest problem in my opinion? Fish. Dude, please for the love of all that is holy don't cook fish in the microwave. And second, watch your popcorn. Burnt popcorn is not appetizing to anyone.
Thou Shalt Not Butt in Line: In our office, people line up their microwave-safe containers along the counter. It reminds me of kindergarten, where we used to say "bookbags don't save your place in line." nah nah. Juvenile, I know. But I was 6 for Pete's Sake.
Thou Shalt Not Leave a Mess: If your beans explode in the microwave, clean it up. I know better than to cook beans in a microwave, so I don't really want to do it for you.
Thou Shalt Not Leave it Broken: If the microwave is broken, call facilities. Like you're above that? Yeah, right.
Thou Shalt Reset the Controls: This I don't have so much trouble with, I can push cancel without much difficulty. I guess this is for those with carpal tunnel?
Tags: office humor