I have a theory. The world is run by stupid people.
You see, it used to be that stupid people were eliminated from the population by the process of natural selection. If this were caveman times, if you were stupid, and went out of your cave at night, you got eaten by a sabertooth goat or something.
Modern medicine and technology came along, and by not letting natural selection take place, we've bred a race of superior stupid people.
Once upon a time, in some corporation (Enron) a smart person had a temporary lapse in judgment and felt sorry for a stupid person and promoted them. The stupid person didn't want to be shown up by smart people that were reporting to him, so he hired more stupid people. Thus the cycle began. It's affected all parts of our lives. From business to politics to our own families.
Seriously, it's the stupid people that really get on my last nerve. It's considered inhumane (and illegal) to shoot them and put them out of their (and everyone else's) misery. So what's a girl to do? I try ignoring them, but that doesn't work. I yell at them when I reach the breaking point, but that doesn't work either. I try to be stupid myself and fit in, but I just can't do it, no matter how popular I want to be.
My new motto, which I may even have engraved on my tombstone, is WTF? Seriously.
Tags: stupid, stupid people, Humor