Tuesday, March 28, 2006

My Theory of the Universe

I have a theory. The world is run by stupid people.

You see, it used to be that stupid people were eliminated from the population by the process of natural selection. If this were caveman times, if you were stupid, and went out of your cave at night, you got eaten by a sabertooth goat or something.

Modern medicine and technology came along, and by not letting natural selection take place, we've bred a race of superior stupid people.

Once upon a time, in some corporation (Enron) a smart person had a temporary lapse in judgment and felt sorry for a stupid person and promoted them. The stupid person didn't want to be shown up by smart people that were reporting to him, so he hired more stupid people. Thus the cycle began. It's affected all parts of our lives. From business to politics to our own families.

Seriously, it's the stupid people that really get on my last nerve. It's considered inhumane (and illegal) to shoot them and put them out of their (and everyone else's) misery. So what's a girl to do? I try ignoring them, but that doesn't work. I yell at them when I reach the breaking point, but that doesn't work either. I try to be stupid myself and fit in, but I just can't do it, no matter how popular I want to be.

*Sigh*

My new motto, which I may even have engraved on my tombstone, is WTF? Seriously.

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10 comments:

Mandi said...

I will let you borrow my WTF coffee cup pic :)

Seems like you had a run in with one of "them" lately.

Carmen said...

I have a run in with "them" on a daily basis. Sigh.

I need an ACTUAL WTF coffee cup. :)

Another quote from Spaceballs:
"Who are you?"
"Lt. Asshole Sir!"
"And you?"
"I'm Captain Asshole Sir!"
"I knew it! I'm surrounded by assholes!"

:)

The Eternal Freshman said...

I think there should be forced sterilization for dumbasses, clueless idiots, and mean cheating men. What do you think? Should we lobby Congress to pass this law?

Sherri said...

ooo...I agree!...I had an encounter with such a person last night...and I honestly don't think HE understands english?!

WendyWings said...

Stupid is as stupid does ;)

Karen Girdler said...

it's even worse when the S.P. are related to YOU!! try thinkgeek.com, they might have WTF mugs.

Carmen said...

EF: Let's get a lobby together!
Karen: Thanks for the tip on the WTF mugs. Think if I give them as presents, the S.P. will get the point? Nah, I doubt it.

michele said...

There is this bumper sticker that says,(God must love stupid people
he made so many of them.)Stop by for a visit

shirley said...

Cheers to this post! Why do the stupid people get into a company and stay forever?? And make our lives harder?

Even if we can't shoot them, we should be able to line up and slap them. They deserve it!

Kimmy said...

A lawyer friend of mine has a coffe cup and screen saver that says, "Stupid People Shouldn't Breed". In her office. She's now a family court judge. Ha!