Surrender Dorothy - the lucky dog - went to try out for Deal or No Deal. (I LOVE Howie! Not that way, but he's so cool!)
They asked her a series of questions, and I thought it'd make a good meme, so here is why I should be on Deal or No Deal with my main man Howie.
Why I'd be a good contestant: First, I'm cute and blonde - and smart. So I can take care of the blonde jokes in one fell swoop. Plus, I would pick numbers by closing my eyes, spinning around, and pointing to one. :)
What was the luckiest moment in my life? You make your own luck. I'm lucky to just be here.
What was the most interesting job you ever had? I once got paid - yes, actual American money - to test drive cars before they hit the lots. I was the coolest girl on the planet! I was driving the new Nissan 350Z, and this guy was jogging, and saw the car (I'd like to think it was me, but no, it was the car) and nearly fell over!
What is the most interesting thing about you that strangers can't tell just by looking at you? I'm a UVA football nut. I mean a NUT! If you let me on the show, I'll be in orange and blue, and the team can help me make decisions on whether to turn down that $200,000 to go for the million.
What is next milestone in your life? I got a fortune cookie once that said I would step on the soil of many countries. Each new country is a new milestone.
What is the most outrageous thing you've done? One job I had made me put on this stupid bug costume and take pictures with kids. I hated that job. But I actually have my own trading cards, so that's something.
Can you rollerblade? Yep, I can rollerskate, too.
Do you have a good luck charm? No, but I can get one.
What would you do if you won a million dollars? Quit my job, travel EVERYWHERE and work on my novels. Oh, and move out of the big city and buy a farm.