Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Liars!

Forbes has it's new list out of the best places for singles to live.

I don't mean to tell Forbes how to do its job, but obviously, they've never tried LIVING in the DC area, as it's listed as number 9. They obviously didn't quantify how "elligible" the people are - by that I mean those with social skills and those that prefer the opposite sex.

In auditioning news, now I'm competing against cats (which means the competition has never been tighter) over at Wendy's CASTING CALL. She's extended it another day due to "circumstances" which I hope means she's getting her hair done for the Emmys or something. So I'll still be auditioning, but after 2 days, I'm out of talents. Hop in and put a good word in for me? Tell Wendy how wonderful I am, and how you love me (they love me, they really love me!). Help me start a PR campaign? You can all be my agents!

So not only am I leaving you snacks, I'm giving you entertainment as well! Food service will be providing the snacks in the blue room today. They are Doritos (so we can all have stinky breath), onion rings (cuz they're yummy) and today's pie is chocolate cream! (Can you tell I'm on a "diet" and am HUNGRY? But these are VIRTUAL, so no calories). There are also C&D cat treats for the feline friends (which my cat refers to as kitty crack). I watch out for ya, don't say I don't!




And for today's entertainment, I'm sure you've seen it, but you can't get enough Evolution of Dance!

30 comments:

One Scrappy Gal said...

Good luck with the casting call!!

What's it for? A commercial or something?

Bob-kat said...

Hi. Just back from Wendy's casting call. Your snacks are yummy and I like onion rings and chocolate pie too, (though not on the same plate!). Have fun!

Otto K. said...

Well, I'll partake of some of the snacks, except for the onion rings. *blech*

Here via Wendy. :)

Kukka-Maria said...

Carmen, Carmen, Carmen...you say this like competing against "cats" is a terrible thing?

How can an ice-skating, singing, juggling, dancing, Shakespeare performing, beautiful cat like me be a threat?

And don't even get me started on the amazing talents of the rest of them!

You don't need PR...you just need to give me more Cheetos!

Wendy was responsible for me coming to you yesterday. I came back on my own today! :)

Wystful1 said...

Good luck Carmen at Wendy's!!

And yep, you can't get enough of the evolution dance.

Happy Wednesday

Wystful1 said...

(oh....just read the comments on your blog after I clicked publish....now dang!!! I gotta ask, what's wrong with these people? Nobody likes onion rings? Well, on second thought---that leaves 'em all for those who love them. Yippee!! I'm one....gimme, gimme, gimme!)

Zeus said...

I was directed here by Wendy but I would have came on my own!

Miss Carmen, you are so wonderful, and you too have so many talents. I am sure that along your travels, you have picked up on a wide assortment of cultural knick-knacks you can harness. Perhaps share some of those!

Besides, telling condo associates off is a very impressive talent in and of itself! ;)

Pass The Torch said...

You're snacks are quite tasty. This Wendy stuff is crazy, isn't it??

Thanks for posting on my daughter's debut pic!

Karen said...

Aren't you exhausted?

Zeus said...

Back again from Wendy's!

I watched the entire evolution of dance video this time, and I must say, that homo sapien is TALENTED! Now I think I will be shouting "Jump on it!" the entire day as I pony my way back and forth from the litter box!

Renee said...

Yummm virtual Onion Rings... I can eat all I want and not offend DH with my breath! YAY!

Here right now because of Wendy... but I would have come anyway today cuz you're on my blogroll. :D

Renee said...

oh yeah, you screen your calls. =)

Mama Duck said...

Mmmmm, treats! Hey, what about the ducks?? Don't count them out, as they are so cute and adorable, especially the human one (well, not at the moment, but still).

Mama Duck said...

Ah, ducks eat Doritos ;). Sorry, I clicked on one of your Google ads and then got lost and had to go all the way back to Wendy's to find you again, agh!

Happy0303 said...

Are you trying to make me fat? You are, aren't you! Well, it won't work! Who am I kidding, give me those snacks! Yum!

Mama Duck said...

Where is everyone, nobody wants to visit you?? I love the orange on your blog, did I tell you that already??

Mama Duck said...

Quackkkkkkkk........ quacky, quack.......

Happy0303 said...

I'm back again and I think I'll have another slice of the chocolate cake thingy! So much for my girlie figure. I hope I can still fit into my uniform!

Happy0303 said...

Okay, so why didn't Hawaii make it on their list? With all the sunshine and beaches, everyone is walking around half naked at all times. I'd say that was great for single people. Well, for anyone actually!

Here from Wendy's but you know I'd come back anyway!

Zeus said...

Prances around munching on C&D cat treats yelling, "Jump on it! Jump on it! Jump on it! Jump on it!"

Wendy sent me...AGAIN! ;)

Zeus said...

MMM....fat free chocolate cake! How could I have missed that!

Back again from Wendy!

Happy0303 said...

Sorry about the comments thing. I'm trying to juggle the auditions, wordless wednesday, and making sure I keep an eye on my plane. I don't want it to leave without me!

Heather Smith said...

Well, let me just say that I really hope that Forbes is a liar because I live near to Greenboro, NC, and it's ranked dead last. I see my chances slowly slipping away!!

Dorothy said...

You know Carmen, I've clicked over here like 8 times today just to partake of the entertainment. THAT is what I could watch all day. Hope the callback went well.

I hope you get it. Gosh I hope you get it.

Ocean Lady said...

That was too funny ~ the video's songs brought back so many memories. I'm new to it! Doritos``````````

Sarah said...

Proof that those top 40 lists are all wrong: New Orleans is ranked #14.

Yeah right. There is a dating pool of about fifty professional non-tacky 20 and 30-somethings who actually live here and aren't still undergrads and are not already dating someone. I know because when I was single I saw them all REPEATEDLY at EVERY bar I went to. I used to get hit on by repeat guys, like they forgot they already met me last month. I mean, yeah, if you want to go to Bourbon Street and hook up randomly with tourists New Orleans is fun ... but no one you meet out actually lives here! So you can rest assured those lists are on crack.

Norma said...

Stopped by to look for TT. Mine's up. Come and visit.

WendyWings said...

I sent me, just doing the rounds of those who auditioned this month OY VEY it was out of control ( a lot of fun and I am glad i extended it you all did so well lol)
Re the circumstances it was more a case of too much to do too little time, my hair appt is not until a couple of days before we leave, I have ROOTS from hell, but at least I will look fresh for the Red Carpet lol)
Will be posting the results post shortly, hopefully there will be no tears or diva like tantrums.

mar said...

Good luck to you, good luck!!! it seems Miss Wings is not a friend of quick decisions, lol! *waving at her*. Thanks for the snacks, I need to cut down calories and it is soooooo hard! have a happy day :)

Melli said...

Oh my gosh! Hasn't she posted a winner YET? I haven't been around today - I'll be heading over there soon....

And yea... Forbes is a weeeeeee tad off on their selection of DC. But at least they didn't put it in the Number 1 spot!!!