Strolls up to the stage in a STUNNING Vera Wang gown (I can dream, right?) in a gorgeous blue color that brings out my eyes. (pulls out napkin, on which, I have written an impromptu speech)
(This is my dress: do you like it?)
Wow! Wow! This is so cool! I thank you all so very much.
I have to thank WendyWings for hosting such a wonderful contest. I'll be sending her my therapy bill for audition dependence, as I'm currently going through withdrawl.
I'd like to thank Kailani for hosting the luau and posting pictures of hot men, which kept me going through the hard times. (See ya in January!)
A special "holla" goes out to Kukka-Marie and Zeus, without whom I would not have had to clean the virtual cat hair off of my gown. (Did you notice my beautiful gown?) They have inspired a Feline Peeps section on my blog.
A wave goes out to Lil Duck, and because the last three letters end in "uck" I am unable to reach her blog during working hours. I owe her much, most recently about 15 visits that I couldn't make during the auditions.
And Samantha, I hardly knew ya. You were a really late night player, and for that, I must give you the parade wave.
(music plays, people try to drag me off the stage but I resist)
And a special "holla" to last month's winner, Melli, who suggested that I audition this month, even if it was a Monday.